Joke: Kiss that girl

Wife: “Every morning when our new neighbour leaves the house, he kisses the young wife goodbye and when he comes home, he gives her a hug. Why can’t you do that?”

Husband: “I do not know the girl yet!”

Joke: Microwave Pin

Doctor: "How did you know that your husband was drunk?"

Wife "He was trying to open the microwave using his pin number!”

Joke: Recycle Bin

One lady to another, "My husband is so lazy that he doesn't even empty the trash in the 'Recycle Bin' of his computer!"

Joke: Married Women

Lady: “Why don’t you take your wife when you go out?”

Man: “I do not go out with married women!”

Joke: Bang It!

Senior lawyer: “When you have facts, bang on the facts; when you have figures, bang on the figures.”

Junior lawyer: “What if we don’t have either the facts or the figures?”

Senior lawyer: “Then, just bang on the table!”

Joke: Charity

A doctor and a lawyer are asked to share a deceased client’s wealth and give some to charity.

The doctor does so.

The lawyer throws some cash upwards saying, “What stays up is God’s. Whatever falls on the ground is mine!”

Joke: Thought that counts

Husband: “I saw a diamond ring and I 'thought' of buying it for you.”

Wife: “Then why did you not buy?”

Husband: “I heard the pastor say, ‘It is the 'thought' that counts'!"