Joke: Good sight

An old man was a witness in a burglary trial.
Defence lawyer, "This happened at night. You sure you saw my client?"
"Yes" he says.
Lawyer asks, "Being 80 years old, just how far can you see at night?"
He says, "Well. I can see the moon!"

Joke: Attorneys

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.
Then they took sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner said, "You can't eat 'your own food' in here!"
And so the attorneys exchanged sandwiches and ate them!