Joke: Interesting Story

Ladies, you want to hear an interesting story?

Send a message to your husband: "I know everything now! How could you?".

Riddle: Facebook

Question: "What do Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?"

Joke: Darling ...

Husband "Darling, do you hear me?"

Wife: "What happened, did you run out of toilet paper?"

Husband: "No, restart the router, please!"

Joke: Recycle Bin

One lady to another, "My husband is so lazy that he doesn't even empty the trash in the 'Recycle Bin' of his computer!"

Joke: Lost in Translation

English subtitles from Hong Kong (Cantonese) movies:

1. “I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!”

2.“Beat him out of recognizable shape!”

3. “I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!”

Joke: Pocket Calculators

Salesman: "Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?"

Young boy: "No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have!"

Joke: LOL

A girl thought 'LOL' meant 'Lots Of Love' so, she sent the following text to her boy friend:

"You are the only boy in my life, 'LOL'!"

Joke: iWitness

An Intelligent question:

"If I see an Iphone being stolen, will I become an 'i Witness'?"