Joke: Adult Joke?

A child asked his father: "What is a adult joke?"

The father replied: "That'a a joke which has been around for eighteen years!"

Joke: So Perfect

One young man tells another:

"My girl and me, we are so perfect! She loves me and I love myself too!"

Joke: Changed My Mind

Boy and girl after a quarrel:

Girl: "I have changed my mind."

Boy: "Thank God! Does the new one work?"

Joke: Report Card

A teenage boy told his father: 

"Here’s my report card and a list I've made of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School!"

Joke: Lifebuoy

Joke for juniors.......

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into girls’ bathroom?

A. A Lifebuoy.

Joke: It isn't heavy

Boy: "May I hold your hand?"

Girl: "No thanks, it isn't heavy!"

Joke: Thanks for the warning!

A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever."

The guy replies: "Thanks for the warning!"