Joke: Nice Time vs Good Girl

Mother to a daughter, going to a party, "Have a nice time and be a good girl"

Daughter: "Oh mother! Make up your mind. What do you want it to be?"

Joke: The Broom

The drunk came home late after a night out and found his wife waiting with broom. 

He asked her: “Are you still sweeping or going flying on the broom!”

That’s when she began to hit him!

Joke: The Chase

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

It's just like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving!

Joke: Pocket Money

Wife: "I think our daughter is in love with someone."

Husband: "How do you know?"

Wife: "Because she is not asking for pocket money these days!"

Joke: The Silent Language

From ASH- Association of Sensitive Husbands..........

Silence is a language, too!

So if you don't hear anything from your wife, it doesn't mean you are safe!

Inspiration: See The World

"Climb mountains not so the world can see you. But so you can see the world!"

Joke: The Andes

Father: "Why did you have to stay after school?"

Son: "I funked a test. I don't know where Andes were."

Father: "Well, next time remember where you put your things!'