Joke: Worker Ants

The teacher: “Worker ants can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?”

The clever student: “That they don’t have a union!”

Joke: School Motto

The principal was very proud of his school’s academic record.

Asked how he maintained such high standards, he said: “The school motto!”

A parent asked: "And what's that?" 

He replied: “If at first you don’t succeed, you’re expelled!”

Joke: Comb

Teacher: “Why don't you comb your hair?”

Student: “No comb, Sir.”

Teacher:“Why not use your dad’s then?”

Student: “No hair, Sir!”

Joke: Inferiority Complex in the Army

The private went to the army psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.” 

The psychiatrist told him: “In the Army, privates don’t have an inferiority complex… they’re just inferior!”

Joke: Three months

Drunk: "I haven’t spoken to my wife for three months.”

Drunkard:“Three months! How come?”

Drunk: “Well, it seems rude to interrupt her!”

Joke: Getting Married

Two men are talking. 

One says: “I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes.” 

The other exclaims: “I just got divorced for the very same reasons!”

Joke: Dish Washer

Lady: "What do use for washing dishes?"

Friend: "Oh, I have found my husband's the best for washing dishes!"