Joke: Falling in love

Women fall in love by what they hear and men fall in love by what they see. 

And that's why men tell lies and women put on make-up!

Joke: Women have a passion for mathematics!

Women have a passion for mathematics!

They divide their age in half; 

double the price of their clothes and 

always add at least five years to the age of their best friend!

Joke: Heated

From ASH-Association of Sensitive Husbands:

"Heated gold is called ornament.

Beaten copper is called wire.

Compressed carbon is called diamond.

But heated, beaten and compressed person Is called husband!"

Joke: Environmental Day

The best 'Environmental Day' slogan by a young male student:

"Save Earth, this is the only planet with girls!"

Joke: Cold Weather

Two little boys are talking about the cold weather.

Smith: "In my town, it so cold that we have to use at least thirty blankets!"

Johnny: "In my place, it gets so cold that the cows give ice cream instead of milk!"

Joke: Happiest Hour

Wife: "Do you remember when you proposed to me for marriage, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?”

Husband: “Yes, honey, that was the happiest one hour of my life!”

Joke: The Archaeologist

"An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her!"