Joke: Female Dentist

"I like to see a woman dentist,” said the man. 

“Why?” asked his friend.

The man replied, "Because it would be a pleasure to have a woman say, 'open your mouth' instead of 'shut up'!"

Joke: Plastic Surgery

Patient: "What is the cost of plastic surgery?"

Doctor: "It is about $6,000."

Patient: "Well, what if I bring the plastic?"

Joke: Headache

Man: "Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!"

Doctor: "Why?"

Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it!"

Joke: The New Born

Husband: "Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?"

Doctor: "When the kid goes to college!"

Joke: Diet Change

Doctor interviewing a nurse: "What would you do in the case of a person who has eaten poisonous food?"

Nurse: "Recommend a change of diet!"

Joke: Juror Duty

Judge: "Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?"

Juror: "I don’t want to be away from my job that long." 

Judge: "Can’t they do without you at work?"

Juror: "Yes,they can but I don’t want them to know it!"

Joke: Holding Hands

A man tells his friend, “My wife and I, we are always holding hands.”

“Why do you do this?” asks his friend.

The man replies, “Because if I let go, she shops!"