Joke: Jealousy

Drunk: “Why did the supervisor fire you?” 

Drunkard: “Well, he is the one always sitting and watching the workers. He got jealous when people thought I was the supervisor just because I too sat and watched others working!”

Joke: Her Laugh

The hit-and-run victim exclaimed: “My mother-in-law just tried to run over me!”

A police officer asked “How could you tell it was your mother-in-law?”

Victim: “I recognized her laugh!”

Joke: The Consequences

An elderly gentleman was awaiting an operation that his son, a surgeon was about to perform.

He whispered to his son: “Do your best and just remember, that if I die, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife!”

Joke: The Gift !

Making a speech, the groom told his mother-in-law. “You've given me a gift,” he began, “a gift that..”

His mother-in-law continued: “That you cannot return!”

Joke: Diamond Ring

Girl: “In my dream, I saw you buying me a diamond ring.”

Boy: “I had the same dream too and I saw your dad paying the bill!”

Joke: BARK!

A mother and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.

The mother mouse goes, “BARK!” and the cat runs away.

The mother mouse advices: “That's why it’s important to learn a foreign language!”

Joke: Face to face with a lion

Drunk: “I came face to face with a lion once. I was alone and without a gun.”

Friend: “My God! What did you then do?”

Drunk: “Oh this was at a zoo! I left him and went on to another cage!"