Joke: Our Dog

Teacher: "Your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy from him?"

Student: "No teacher, it’s about the same dog!"

Joke: Responsible Man

Girl: "I want a responsible man as my husband!"

A man replies: "Then it has to be me. Whenever anything goes wrong in my office, they say I'm responsible!"

Joke: Roman Rules

History teacher: "From where to where did the Romans rule?"

Student: "Sir, I think it's from page 15 to 18 in our history book!"

Joke: Coke Bottle

Lady: "Darling, years ago I had a figure like Coke bottle!"

Husband: "Yes you still do but the only difference is that earlier, it was a 300ml bottle and now it's a 1.5 liter bottle!"

Joke: 1000 letters

A riddle for juniors..............
Teacher: "Can you give a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?"

Student: "Post office!"

Joke: What's on the TV?

The husband and wife had a big fight.

The wife asked, "What's on the TV?"

The husband replied: "Dust!"

Joke: Heaven and Earth

During religious class a teacher asked: "Why do Gods stay up in heaven?"

A boy answered: "Because they are afraid of what they have created!"