Two Irishmen driving in Nevada saw a huge sign: “Need help, call Jesus - 1-800-005-3787.”
Out of curiosity one of them dialed that number. A Mexican showed up with a tow truck!
Stephen Fernando
Jokes of the Day, Inspirational Quotes, and Riddles
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
Joke: A Husband's complaint
One husband complained to another:
“You can’t imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife. She asks me a question; answers it herself and after that, she explains to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong!”
“You can’t imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife. She asks me a question; answers it herself and after that, she explains to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong!”
Monday, November 16, 2015
Joke: Shakespeare
Teacher: “Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?”
Student: “Of course! He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years!”
Student: “Of course! He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years!”
Sunday, November 15, 2015
Joke: Wrong Finger
At a party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
The other replied, “Yes! I married the wrong man.”
The other replied, “Yes! I married the wrong man.”
Saturday, November 14, 2015
Joke: A Lady & a Gentleman
Lady: “Did you open the door for me because I am a lady?”
Man: “No, I did because I am a gentleman!”
Man: “No, I did because I am a gentleman!”
Friday, November 13, 2015
Joke: Tough World
A man tells his friend, “This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight.”
Friend: “But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is and is a fighter too?”
The man replies: “Oh! I’m teaching him how to run also!”
Friend: “But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is and is a fighter too?”
The man replies: “Oh! I’m teaching him how to run also!”
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Joke: Neglect
Boss: “Who said that just because I kissed you at the company party, you could neglect to do your work around here?”
Secretary: “My lawyer!”
Secretary: “My lawyer!”
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